The fastidious diner
Joke retold from Laughter Incorporated by Cerf Bennett
A man entered a diner and ordered a steak. The man was well-known for being a fastidious diner, and when his steak arrived he became enraged and complained to the waiter that the steak had not been prepared the way he had ordered it. The man had the waiter take the steak back to the kitchen. Soon the waiter came trotting back with the man’s steak. The waiter reported that the chef said to tell him that the steak was perfectly fine just the way it was and he would not prepare another.
“Is that what he says, ay,” the angry diner said. “Well, you just take that steak back to the chef and tell him to ram it down his own throat if he likes it so much!”
But in a few moments the waiter was back with the same steak and said “I’m sorry, sir, but the chef says there are two steaks and four lamb chops ahead of you.”
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